Dearest wife & wife to be………..
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HPis cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TVis often acceptable but for HPis high and often demanding,
Most Important, TVgot remote.. HPdon't have..
Last but not least........
TV do not have virus, but h/pyes..........have VIRUS.............. once get it, HABIS LA..... hahahahaha......
so better choose TV instead of h/p.....hahahahahaha!
Best Regards,
..:: MAZNI::..
Programming& Content Strategy Dept
Email: mazni_manan@astro.com.my
Tel: 03-95436688 Ext: 2658
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Dearest wife & wife to be………..
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HPis cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TVis often acceptable but for HPis high and often demanding,
Most Important, TVgot remote.. HPdon't have..
Last but not least........
TV do not have virus, but h/pyes..........have VIRUS.............. once get it, HABIS LA..... hahahahaha......
so better choose TV instead of h/p.....hahahahahaha!
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